Photo: Weirdly enough, I found this graffiti in central Bristol.
While grey skies and the occasional storm may fool you, the beginning of March usually signifies that summer is right around the corner.
In a matter of weeks – usually later this month – high street stores up and down the country will start stocking shorts and sandals, despite a usually rainy April.
Does anyone else feel like they blinked and missed February?
Well, we’ve made it to the end. Phew. I hope you managed to make it the Fab Feb we were all hoping for.
Before we manage to muddle our way into March however, there’s one last treat in-store.
Because it’s only flipping Pancake Day!
Another year, another
Happy Valentine’s Day.
And guess what? Another day spent single.
Don’t get me wrong, I bear no ill-will towards being single, I’m stubborn as hell and as yet haven’t found a girl that enjoys cheese or houmous as much as I do.
Plus, I find the whole ‘shower the person you love with gifts for only one day’ thing a bit cliché too.
So it’s a good thing I don’t have to worry about it, right?
(Note: The word ‘fab’ doesn’t usually feature in my vocabulary, but on this occasion I’ll allow it. Besides, the title sounds great.)
Two posts in one day? I’m sure there’s a phrase about buses I could relate to this..
Far enough from Christmas for that festive bloat to go down, yet close enough for coughing, colds and chronic summer blues.
The likelihood is that unless you were born in this gloomy second month (and on behalf of your parents, I’m truly sorry), February probably isn’t your favourite.
Warning: This post contains recurring themes of whinging and social media – continue at your own risk.
(Disclaimer: Welcome to a judgement-free zone, we’ve all been there and will almost certainly be there again soon)
It’s happened again. Hasn’t it?
You’ve woken up the morning after the night before and while your memory is hazy, you distinctly remember saying the same things you say every weekend.
- “I’m only going out for one”
- “I’m not going to get that drunk”
- “Make mine a double”
(Bonus point if you said all three)
(Disclaimer 1: No where in this blog post do I claim to have founded; bacon, microwaves or putting bacon in microwaves).
(Disclaimer 2: Nigella, I am not – follow this guide at your own peril).